EQ None

We've Heard of EQ Eight. We've heard of EQ Three. We've even gotten our hands on an EQ One. But never have we had the courage to even anything more. 
Until Now.
Introducing: The EQ None.

"I can't think of a reason why you wouldn't want this" - Lisa Simpson

"It's too powerful, we must destroy it" - Ronald McDonald

"I feel as if I had just experienced the pain and suffering of every single living organism on planet Earth" - My middle school band teacher

"Wann bekomme ich meine kostenlose Schokolade? Du hast mir kostenlose Schokolade versprochen" - Albert Einstean

"I appreciate the effort, but you really had to half the goat population for this?" - Satan

EQ None: It's All Downhill From Here